Lots of Rangers moves on the horizon

If you thought The Ranger Report would stop at the end of the season, you were wrong,

We are as engaged as two middle-aged, wannabe badasses can be.

We are gonna have Chris Halicke on tomorrow, Levi Weaver shortly after – and maybe Emily Jones McCoy. But she’s probably avoiding me because she’s a Plainview grad, and I used to play QB for Hereford.

She probably thinks I stink, which is a bad misnomer.

There’s a lot of money to be spent for the Rangers this offseason, and all they have is $32.33 million on the books, and that includes me and Ben – ha ha, get it.

Ben is all for Chris Archer. Chris is all about about Kershaw coming home. Chris is also about Carlos Correa coming to Texas, yet I’m all about Trevor Story coming home. Jeff Wilson thinks Jordan Lyles comes back for a year.

And then there’s this Justin Verlander rumor.

There’s gonna be lots for us to talk about, so stay tuned.

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